Ive just made this tumblr because one night while i should have been writing an essay i was contemplating if it would be possible to follow every single person on tumblr. wow. thats a lot of people. will it be possible? im gonna find out. please reblog this and spread the word.
if i see a plus next to your name i will click it no questions asked. please help me on my journey.
You’re going to have a lot of porn on your dash man.
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)
dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
literally: “cat children”
ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE
DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT
HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK
My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head.
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between.
I love German.
Reblogging for the German lesson.
light bulb = “Glühbirne”, literally glow pear
also we have an obsession with pockets apparently
flashlight = “Taschenlampe”, pocket lamp
paperback = “Taschenbuch”, pocket book
tissue = “Taschentuch”, pocket cloth
also the sausage thing is kinda legit because there’s a song that contains the line “alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei” meaning everyhing has an end, but sausage has two
what is German even
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
- i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
- most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
- im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life